Top 10 Ways you know it's HOT!

The following list was inspired by the last several days here in Florida. Several have said that they haven't seen a summer this hot in a looooooong time. So here you go...

Top 10 ways you know it's hot!

1. You take the trash out and before you get to the curb you have sweated through your shirt.
2. Your wife and daughter go to the pool and report that the water is warm enough to take a bath.
3. Your A/C says..."I Quit!"
4. The little window unit you borrowed because of #3 can be heard muttering..."I think I can, I think can, I hope can..."
5. The dogs start to go outside then say..."Nope, I think I can hold it."
6. You find yourself getting closer to the TV any time there is a beer commercial because it just "looks" like cooler weather.
7. You go to the zoo and the animals who are from Africa will not come out to be seen. (The zebra exhibit was closed.)
8. You fill up your daughter's sippy cup with just ice before leaving for the zoo and it is mostly water before you even get in the gate.
9. The most popular line at the zoo is the line for shaved ice. (Tutti-frutti ROCKS!!!)

and finally...

#1. You don't even have enough energy to chase the ice cream truck.