Top 10 ways you know it's hot!
- You take the trash out and before you get to the curb you have sweated through your shirt.
- Your wife and daughter go to the pool and report that the water is warm enough to take a bath.
- Your A/C says..."I Quit!"
- The little window unit you borrowed because of #3 can be heard muttering..."I think I can, I think can, I hope can..."
- The dogs start to go outside then say..."Nope, I think I can hold it."
- You find yourself getting closer to the TV any time there is a beer commercial because it just "looks" like cooler weather.
- You go to the zoo and the animals who are from Africa will not come out to be seen. (The zebra exhibit was closed.)
- You fill up your daughter's sippy cup with just ice before leaving for the zoo and it is mostly water before you even get in the gate.
- The most popular line at the zoo is the line for shaved ice. (Tutti-frutti ROCKS!!!)
and finally...
#1. You don't even have enough energy to chase the ice cream truck.